As for his assistants Grounder and Scrather, they now work as discreet prostitutes selling their services on Craigslist. Much to his dismay, he preferred to work at Wiener Schnitzel since they have dick shaped food only to find out they had no opening jobs left. Today, Robotnik can found working at his local McDonald's striving to make a living seeing as he lost his job due to the budget cuts made from the harsh economy. Unfortunately, the meme has seen less usage as newfags continued to use the living hell out of it like they have done with just about anything else.
KNOW YOUR MEME PINGAS FULL
Many of his infamous catchphrases such as " I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!" or "I'll have to give myself a Prrrrrrrmotion!" were also spammed a whole fuckload of times before they became as loose and full of AIDS much like Sarah Palin's vagina. From then on, he became favored amongst the YouTube Poop community as this Robotnik, as well as the show he starred in, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, were easily exploitable and thus created a good amount of lulz. This Robotnik was very different from all the others that came before and after him and didn't receive much attention until the day "Pingas" became a meme. However, like Hitler, Robotnik's plans were thwarted and his reign was demolished. As Hitler burned millions of Jews, Robotnik did the same to furries, both of which were in need of instant extermination. Robotnik is responsible for the glorious memes you know as Pingas and Double Nigger, which proves of how much a fucking genius this guy is.
Eggman, his faggoty game counter-part) is the Final Boss of all furfags in every dimension.ĭespite being a morbidly-obese ginger, he isn't a force you would want to fuck with. Rrrrrr-obotnik in the way he pronounces it. Robotnik's very own pingas, in all of its glory.ĭr.